The Saga (also known as Cloackies vs Jorkies)

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In a time far, far away…
…in a village in a little planet in a little galaxy far, far away…
live pacific peoples called Jorkies (for an idea just a mix between the star war's Wookiee, the Hutt and the original Sith)
the Jorkies' planet is desertic so no others live there but the neighbour are the Cloacky (like primate) on the 3rd wooded moon of Cloansy
the Cloackies live for battle, they think that only powerful can survive
naturally when Cloackies are able to leave their moon for the deep space arrive to the Jorkies' planet and engage battle sure to win…
but Jorkies are pacific not stupid or powerless… they have the "Power of Shadow" an ancient sorcery for disappearing… all what they …
(ndr do you see that power? some words are disappeared)
the Cloackies' more powerfull attack is inefficient if target is viewless but… the problem is the bullets disappear during launch
after firsts launches all bullets and guns disappears from Cloackies' ship and appear instead a Jorkies' delegate's hologram
Jorkies' delegate is called Jkloukkierrdr (don't ask me the prounonce please) and his worlds are "Stop your attack if want to survive"
Cloackies' general, chief of war, reply "Survive is insufficient, to die in battle is onorable, die as couard is inaccettable"
so negotiation ends before start… Jkloukkierrdr's hologram disappear and appear instead a countdown set to 15.00 minutes
note: Jorkies' minute have 57 seconds and is like 1' 9" in terrestrial time, an hour have 57 minutes and a day continue for 28 hours
Panic is the word on Cloackies' battleship. None approach to defuse Jorkies' bomb is valid. No any idea is usefull. Death is arriving?
The time runs impassive. A dishonorable death is approaching. Time to end 6:48.
The bomb's expert try to disengage. Time to end: 5.27. An external voice says "disengage is impossible".
Time to explosion 4:39. The bomb squad pray all gods. External voice says: "surrender and you'll survive".
Time to end: 3:57. An idea from the chief of engineer "teleport bomb on open space". Uncatchable from the teleport system…
Time to end 3:21. Trying to destroy bomb… failed.
Time to end: 3:01. Using a flash laser welder for trying open bomb. External voice "ah ah ah ah ah". Failed.
Time to End: 2:27. Old screwdriver used. Failed.
Time to End: 2:17. Diamond laser beam slicer… failed. External voice "nothing you can try to survive"
Time to End: 2:03. Diamond disk grinder. Vain shot. External voice: "ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Your attempt are funny ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"
Time to End: 1:57. Mallet & chisel. …chisel destroyed
Time to End: 1:37 in pause. Jkloukkierrdr appear and say "Are you sure you want to die?" and see around bridge "Say a word for live"
… "Your time is ending… I'll return when timer signs 0:15 to see your last seconds" and Jkloukkierrdr disappear!
Time to End: 1:03… External voice "pray people, pray your gods, even they help you"
Time to End: 0:35. Cloackies' general says "I want to die in an honorable mode… please stop the timer an fight with us"
Time to End: 0:34. External voice: "The only world you can say are: we surrender"
Time to End: 0:33. "I'm Cloakyshinki, your commander. Cloanskies! Do you want to survive without honor or die without honor?"
Time to End: 0:33 on Jorkies' senior council there's a debate between Jarquiskal and Jkloukkierrdr. Jarquiskal want destroy ship otherwise.
… what opinion's line will have the right?
Time to End: 0:32. Caos on board. In the caos a junior says: "If there's no battle there's no right to surrender, we only can negotiate"
Time to End: 0:28. Caos on board. Someone line junior's line some other think it's a disonorable cavil just for live in disonor!
..the junior's message break the caos… silence get the upper hand and peolpes think over the question…
Time to End: 0:25. Silence on board is complete Cloakyshinki, and any other, can ear his concern… Time limit is approaching…
Time to End: 0:18. Cloakyshinky says "there's no honor without battle… there's no dishonor without battle… the joung is in right!"
Time to End: 0:15. Jkloukkierrdr appear "how i've promised, i'm here to see your ending… time is finishing for you"
Time to End: 0:14. Rave on board. Jkloukkierrdr cross his arms and wathing. Cloakyshinki fix grim Jkloukkierrdr in the eyes.
Time to End: 0:14. Cloakyshinky is approaching to speaking… what would he says?
Time to End: 0:13. Jkloukkierrdr turn his hologram giving time to Cloakyshinky to find words…
Time to End: 0:12. The time seems to be… suspended, dilated…
Time to End: 0:09. Cloakyshinky words "if you disable timer, we treat with you"
Time to End: 0:07. Jkloukkierrdr watch in ball's eye Cloakyshinky and says "good decision, but if you give me a joke you'll die!"