Once upon a time… bleah!
Long, long, long time ago… oh shit!
At that time… ohhh my God!
Quick… no it's not ok.
Don't worry…
Just yesterday (ohhhh it's sound lucky) all my troubles seemed so far away… No! Just used!
We cut to the chase: now!
Now a guy and a girl are necking (only necking, not petting: this is not an hot story) on a bench. The leaves are rustling for the wind. The sparrows are singing their happiness. The sun are shining in the sky.
Ohhh that idyllic scene… it's so dreamy.
Not so far, a man is watching the scene, he wears a gray raincoat, rubber coats, a trillby and black sunglasses. Leaning against a street lamp he has his hands in his pockets.
At the corner a policeman with his whistle watch the traffic and go away.
The man in the raincoat walks slowly towards them, arrived behind them touches their shoulders and say: "do you want to come with me?"
The girl smiles "where are you taking me?"
"In a dream, my dear, in a dream"
Newspaper title: "The Couple Smiler has struck again", subtitle "Another pair are killed, another blended pair of smiles"